tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25261352.post114833699352348100..comments2024-01-08T16:36:56.482-08:00Comments on Everybody I Shot Is Dead: Get Stoned...Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger42125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25261352.post-1149503838616658332006-06-05T03:37:00.000-07:002006-06-05T03:37:00.000-07:00"Hmm...I wonder how much one of those fillings wou..."Hmm...I wonder how much one of those fillings would score on Ebay ?"<BR/><BR/>Pierre<BR/>olric@easyconnect.frAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25261352.post-1149170312257686472006-06-01T06:58:00.000-07:002006-06-01T06:58:00.000-07:00Oops. Sorry. :) I had intended to jest that it was...Oops. Sorry. :) <-- very sheepish grin...<BR/><BR/>I had intended to jest that it was <I>my 'caption box'</I> that was full, and at 3, it is.<BR/><BR/>No intention -- whatsoever -- at all -- to dissorient the other competitors..<BR/><BR/>And to prove it, I have this beautiful pocket watch... see how it glints in the light as it swings...<BR/><BR/>.. as it swings... back and forth... back and forth...Dave Oldenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13215102320199051371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25261352.post-1149145150285604982006-05-31T23:59:00.000-07:002006-05-31T23:59:00.000-07:00Steve: Did you also know it is Klaus playing flute...Steve: Did you also know it is Klaus playing flute on Manfred Mann's Mighty Quinn?Chesher Cathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13098262816107827242noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25261352.post-1149128458598637422006-05-31T19:20:00.000-07:002006-05-31T19:20:00.000-07:00Eventually Mick will figure out that I'm not reall...Eventually Mick will figure out that I'm not really Keef and fire my lame ass.<BR/><BR/>Seriously, the other guy in the photo is far cooler. Did the Beatles Revolver cover and played bass on the As Is (a terrific album never released in the USA) by Manfred Mann . . . the one, the only . . . Klaur Voorman.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25261352.post-1149113383659958942006-05-31T15:09:00.000-07:002006-05-31T15:09:00.000-07:00I see little Davey Olden is trying to better his c...I see little Davey Olden is trying to better his chances of winning by confusing potential entrants.<BR/><BR/>Don't be dissuaded by his childish antics. The contest is still open...ENTER NOW...there's lots of room in the caption box.<BR/><BR/>Consider the customers served. I'll put a notice up here when the contest is closed. Thanks for playing and may the best captioner (or would that be captioneer) win.Chesher Cathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13098262816107827242noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25261352.post-1149088076282068542006-05-31T08:07:00.000-07:002006-05-31T08:07:00.000-07:00["We're sorry, your caption box is full. Please de...["We're sorry, your caption box is full. Please delete any unused captions, and insert another quarter." ]<BR/><BR/>darn... that can't be right...<BR/><BR/>["We're sorry, your caption box is full. Please delete any unused captions, and insert another quarter." ]<BR/><BR/>Where's customer service when you need 'em!Dave Oldenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13215102320199051371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25261352.post-1149019231871184202006-05-30T13:00:00.000-07:002006-05-30T13:00:00.000-07:00"Show me yours ... I'm sort of showing you mine!""Show me yours ... I'm sort of showing you mine!"Harry Funkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08696141623895618716noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25261352.post-1148684874264635282006-05-26T16:07:00.000-07:002006-05-26T16:07:00.000-07:00Deb--Just a wild guess on your porn past ;)...Funn...Deb--<BR/><BR/>Just a wild guess on your porn past ;)...<BR/><BR/>Funny, i don't feel bad about the doorknob thing, i feel bad about calling you an "American".<BR/><BR/>Sorry about that. You can change it if you want. :-)<BR/><BR/>~LauraAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25261352.post-1148667310529641812006-05-26T11:15:00.000-07:002006-05-26T11:15:00.000-07:00Deb hopes Ron just said "I like your liquor cabine...Deb hopes Ron just said "I like your liquor cabinet", though it sure sounded like "I'd like to lick your crabby nest".Scott the Readerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14560177524646531880noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25261352.post-1148662128041440322006-05-26T09:48:00.000-07:002006-05-26T09:48:00.000-07:00"Deb realizes she's figured out the perfect rock s..."Deb realizes she's figured out the perfect rock star. He'd have Gene Simmons' tongue, Eric Clapton's hands and Ron Wood's liquor cabinet."Scott the Readerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14560177524646531880noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25261352.post-1148662017873992732006-05-26T09:46:00.000-07:002006-05-26T09:46:00.000-07:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.Scott the Readerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14560177524646531880noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25261352.post-1148651750896273822006-05-26T06:55:00.000-07:002006-05-26T06:55:00.000-07:00CHESHER CAT:So, this one's gonna be a bit dirty. ...CHESHER CAT:<BR/><BR/>So, this one's gonna be a bit dirty. I apologize in advance. Wait...no, I don't.<BR/><BR/><BR/><B>"Ron, I'm not gonna tell you again. Just ONE finger, got it?"</B>Tenspeed & Brownshoehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05070438538916989398noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25261352.post-1148651687234585152006-05-26T06:54:00.000-07:002006-05-26T06:54:00.000-07:00and.... Finally..."Deborah Chesher, at the grand o...and.... Finally...<BR/><BR/>"Deborah Chesher, at the grand opening of Disneyland's Rolling Stone Adventure, is just about to hit the on-switch for the hyper-realistic animatronic Partying Ronnie Wood."Dave Oldenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13215102320199051371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25261352.post-1148651183969345012006-05-26T06:46:00.000-07:002006-05-26T06:46:00.000-07:00"DEB: Ron, Baby, you want more drinks? ... Heh... ..."DEB: Ron, Baby, you want more drinks? ... Heh... pull the finger! <BR/><BR/>RONNIE: I may have had a few, but not enough to fall for that!<BR/><BR/>DEB: (Chesher grin) It's how you get more drinks. Honest."Dave Oldenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13215102320199051371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25261352.post-1148644371241661052006-05-26T04:52:00.000-07:002006-05-26T04:52:00.000-07:00"You'd better put that down if you're thinking abo..."You'd better put that down if you're thinking about climbing another palm tree."The Eyeball Kidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16889713723431028080noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25261352.post-1148624636224690132006-05-25T23:23:00.000-07:002006-05-25T23:23:00.000-07:00"As Deb tried to remember the "bottle-in-front-of-..."As Deb tried to remember the "bottle-in-front-of-me, frontal-lobotomy" joke, she suddenly felt Ron accidentally drop a handful of M&Ms down the back of her underpants".Scott the Readerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14560177524646531880noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25261352.post-1148613780847801022006-05-25T20:23:00.000-07:002006-05-25T20:23:00.000-07:00rume - I'll have you know, no drinks were snorted ...rume - I'll have you know, no drinks were snorted that night. As for other subtances, well, I wouldn't know. And, I have never worn a press-on nail - ever. And, if Ronnie dies and I have to put him in this book, it will be all your fault.<BR/><BR/>brett - leave it to a Texan to work BBQ sauce into this contest.<BR/><BR/>quill - I'm sure Klaus Voormann will be happy to be mistaken for Richard Branson.<BR/><BR/>dave - only a Canadian could come up with that. One is all you got?<BR/><BR/>jesse - like the rascals one...too bad I'm not one of the impartial judges. Did you do 3?<BR/><BR/>ronson - you're just nucking futs.<BR/><BR/>laura - Doorknob Debbie? How the hell did you find out about my porn past?<BR/><BR/>Keep 'em coming, folks. The contest continues for two more weeks!Chesher Cathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13098262816107827242noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25261352.post-1148577187985559842006-05-25T10:13:00.000-07:002006-05-25T10:13:00.000-07:00Here's my 3rd & last--Great Moments in Rock and Ro...Here's my 3rd & last--<BR/><BR/>Great Moments in Rock and Roll History: Ron Wood and Deborah Chesher compete in the ultimate drinking contest to see who would become the next member of the Rolling Stones. Though the American, known to friends as "Doorknob" Debbie, gave it all she had, she couldn't compete with the Englishman's iron liver.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Really like your blog, Deb.Nice work!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25261352.post-1148525806056668392006-05-24T19:56:00.000-07:002006-05-24T19:56:00.000-07:00Oh, you guys came up with some funny ones. LOL-ed ...Oh, you guys came up with some funny ones. LOL-ed a few times. Here's mine:<BR/><BR/>#1 "Say, Mick, are you done with that bottle? Mine's empty. Mick...Mick... MICK!"<BR/><BR/><BR/>#2 Deborah became increasingly frantic as she desperately tried to explain to Ron that drinking and grooming don't mix--something she was all too familiar with.<BR/><BR/>Laura Reyna<BR/>lreyna@earthlink.netAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25261352.post-1148499324340827532006-05-24T12:35:00.000-07:002006-05-24T12:35:00.000-07:00Heh. I was looking for the Richard Branson joke, ...Heh. I was looking for the Richard Branson joke, myself... figured it would be too random. <BR/><BR/>Love the puppet line, Quill.<BR/><BR/>(Gotta be a way to work in RB and Virgin Airways and Deb... tried to make it work with Deb commenting on RB and Virgin Airways, and Ron saying something like, "You had me at 'virgin'..." but it just read too clumsy.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25261352.post-1148473356217207522006-05-24T05:22:00.000-07:002006-05-24T05:22:00.000-07:00#3"I always carry a Richard Branson puppet on my s...#3<BR/><BR/>"I always carry a Richard Branson puppet on my shoulder, Ron"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25261352.post-1148473199593911282006-05-24T05:19:00.000-07:002006-05-24T05:19:00.000-07:00#2"Yes, it's true Ronnie, I'm a fourth generation ...#2<BR/><BR/>"Yes, it's true Ronnie, I'm a fourth generation finger swirler. My great grandfather swirled for King Charles"<BR/><BR/>moviequill at yahoo.comAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25261352.post-1148451084849298562006-05-23T23:11:00.000-07:002006-05-23T23:11:00.000-07:00"If you let me finish that bottle, I'm pretty sure..."If you let me finish that bottle, I'm pretty sure we can get this annoying shirt the rest of the way off..."Kirstenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03208426146271950172noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25261352.post-1148415819648176352006-05-23T13:23:00.000-07:002006-05-23T13:23:00.000-07:00"Wait-- don't tell me... You're a musician, you sa..."Wait-- don't tell me... You're a musician, you say? Oh-- THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY! That's it, right? It's the hair! It's a dead giveaway!"<BR/>.<BR/>.<BR/>.<BR/>thus completing his epic trilogy Baggiebretthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07895747782121932958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25261352.post-1148415409157936262006-05-23T13:16:00.000-07:002006-05-23T13:16:00.000-07:00"Excuse me, but you DO realize you're drinking KC ..."Excuse me, but you DO realize you're drinking KC Masterpiece on the rocks, right? Right?"<BR/>.<BR/>.<BR/>.<BR/>Baggiebretthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07895747782121932958noreply@blogger.com