I'm ashamed of myself. Apologies all around. I have no excuses. Nor will I make any.
And the good news is...thanks to another awesome panel of independent judges...somebody won the contest.
Drum roll, please....
...and the winner is:
"I'm writing this book called Everybody I Shot Is Deadand I must say I have a lot of pictures of you. "
by Rumely aka Mark J. from Iowa
2nd Place was a three-way tie:
"Stop laughing -- I'm serious! I just saw egret fly up your nose!"
by Brett N. from Texas
"Excuse me, but you DO realize you're drinking
KC Masterpiece on the rocks, right? Right?"
also by Brett N.from Texas
"That's great, that's great. Just shut up and give me that bottle!"
by Adam Battaglia
3rd place:
"No, seriously -- you have a bottle in your armpit."
by Julie O. from Florida
"Excuse me, but you DO realize you're drinking
KC Masterpiece on the rocks, right? Right?"
also by Brett N.from Texas
"That's great, that's great. Just shut up and give me that bottle!"
by Adam Battaglia
3rd place:
"No, seriously -- you have a bottle in your armpit."
by Julie O. from Florida
Thanks to all the fantastic judges who volunteered for this daunting task. I would name them but since they didn't give their permission I can only tell you the judging panel was made up of a professional screenwriter/producer, two previous contest winners, an aspiring screenwriter, a journalist, a produced writer/director and a koala.
It seems a couple of the judges thought they could do better than the contestants - they sent their results back with their own captions. Here's the three they thought were winners:
Ron: "You have gorgeous eyes; anyone ever look high enough to see them?"
She’s kidding, right? I’m not sharing this bottle with anyone.
1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila, floor.
She’s kidding, right? I’m not sharing this bottle with anyone.
1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila, floor.
Feel free to judge the judges.
4 comments:
There was a competition?
yes, wait a minute, if I think back far enough...
I just might, *just* remember something. It had something to do with pictures... and, hmm, it was so long ago.
i was just listening to *a nod's as good as a wink*, and thinking how great ron plays on it, and then i remembered your blog which i'd checked out once before, and there's a ron pic in your latest entry...
i would have awarded first prize to julie o.'s caption btw.
I'll vote for the "you have gorgeous eyes" comment. Clever.
Although I still like the reference to the egret.
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