But, I have decided this same photo - the one that my readers have been using as their inspiration for tasteless jokes - could be used to demonstrate my own personal feelings toward your current situation. And to do so, I've written my own, more appropriate caption.
I swear I'll put you over my knee and spank you!"
I'm not kidding, Ronnie. Listen to me. I DO NOT WANT YOU TO BE IN MY NEW BOOK! Even though I have tons of great pictures of you (remember the ones I took of you in your apartment on Ave Victor Hugo in Paris, sitting in the window sketching?) and lots and lots of stories I could tell (no, I'm not going to talk out of school), and even though your presence in the book would certainly up my sales, I WANT YOU TO STAY ALIVE! Honestly. I'd rather be on the guest list for your next art opening than on the guest list for your funeral. So, QUIT DRINKING! And if you're doing any drugs, quit them too. You are much more fun and way cuter when you are sober. Trust me.
With love and affection,
Deborah
With love and affection,
Deborah
2 comments:
I don't understand why alcoholics can stay sober for awhile and then one day on the couch suddenly say 'I thinnk I'm cured, I can handle it'
That's ok, Quill. I don't understand alcoholism, period.
Thanks, Billy. You are sweet.
One more thing...I can't believe I have to do the word verification to comment on my own blog. What's up with that?
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